Hi. My name is Merline and I think I took a wrong turn and this isn't Manhattan is it and I know I say we're all equal, but THIS ISN'T WHAT MY WALMART LOOKS LIKE.
Hi. My name is Merline. That's long for Merl, which is my Christ given name. Everyone says, "Usually people shorten their name, not elongate it," and I say, "I'm not usually people." Lol