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My Name is Merl "Merline" Hopper and I Love Jesus, Walmart and Chuck E. Cheese

Hi. My name is Merline. That's long for Merl, which is my Christ given name. Everyone says, "Usually people shorten their name, not elongate it," and I say, "I'm not usually people." Lol

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Merline Makes a "Bag" Mistake

11/15/2014

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Hi. My name is Merline and I'm sorry. I didn't know those bags were your home, sir. I was looking for a Walmart bag. I slept next to a dumpster last night and smell like pickles and my mom always said, "If you smell like pickles, you're in a pickle. Good luck getting out."
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