Hi. My name is Merline. My mom always said, "Beer is God's urine, so go ahead and drink it and it ain't passing out if it's at bed time. It's just sleeping."
Hi. My name is Merline. That's long for Merl, which is my Christ given name. Everyone says, "Usually people shorten their name, not elongate it," and I say, "I'm not usually people." Lol